The WakeMate is a new sort of alarm clock that works with any sort of Bluetooth enabled cell phone. It tracks your sleep patterns to wake you up at optimal times and help you to improve your sleep quality.

It’s funny and you probably don’t even notice it but when you look over at your alarm clock on the table you are actually looking at it from a 90 degree angle. This one is meant to be mounted on the wall so not only do you see it correctly, but you will actually have to get out of bed to hit the snooze button, which should help you wake up better.

If this isn’t the best multi-function device then we don’t know what is. This device combines an alarm clock, a weather station and a digital photo frame all into one, so you can wake up to a weather report and a picture of your favorite person.

If it takes a lot to wake you up in the morning, but need a protable alarm clock that is small enough to carry around with you, but still loud enough to wake you up, then you need the Bell Alarm Clock. It is a lot like the alarm clocks of yesteryear, except this bell is much louder and the clock is more precise.

You set your alarm but at the time it sounded, you remained asleep, therefore you’re immune to it. How about if you hear an unusual buzz like the whining mosquito? I bet it’ll wake you up in a scary way. The Mosquito Alarm Clock makes you feel like you were sleeping in the middle of the forest but it gives a really alarming sound to make you get up. $26.

What better thing to wake you in the morning other than the Sith Lord’s face? The Darth Vader Alarm clock displays the time in Vader’s eyes and wakes you up with booming clips of his voice. If that’s not enough to wake the crap out of you, we don’t know what is. The alarm clock also has an aux input jack for your to plug in your iPod or mp3 player, if ever you want to wake up to Darth Vader jamming to “I’m Your Boogeyman”. Now we know why those dark side folks are punctual. $33.

I like to buy kewl gadgets. The Helicopter Alarm Clock is one of my favorites. This unique alarm clock produces a mechanical sound when the blades get launched to the air and you have to put them back to their original place to stop the sound. $35.